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Top ten reasons Immortals hate Mortals:

10. Mortals complain about Everything

9. Mortals think IMMs are out to get them

8. Mortals don't grovel enough

7. Mortals don't praise immortals enough

6. Mortals don't generally like surprises

5. Mortals do not derive enough pleasure from physical suffering

4. Mortals point out all of the Immortals' mistakes (which of course

   Immortals don't actually make )

3. Mortals don't like it when Immortals vent

2. Mortals whine

1. Mortals use the word `Overpowered`


Top ten reasons Mortals hate Immortals:

10. Immortals are always right

9. Immortals never apologize when wrong (refer to 10)

8. Immortals share their bad moods

7. Immortals Have the slay button

6. Immortals use the slay button

5. Immortals don't seem to understand that multiplaying can be a

   productive tool

4. Immortals can't type

3. Immortals seem to enjoy the suffering of mortals

2. Immortals aren't afraid to use the words surprise or Oops

1. Immortals are way overpowered :)

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