Legends of the Jedi Forums Off-Topic Wasted Youth
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    • Flek Participant
      June 24, 2008 at 3:37 am #705

      Wasted youth
      I remember everything!
      I remember everything little thing, as if it happened yesterday
      I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar
      I dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
      But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a horny angel
      I dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
      But I do remember that it wasnt at all easy

      It required the perfect combanation of the right power chords
      And the percise angel from which to strike!

      The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
      And the blood was zoot, dark and rich, like wild berrys
      The blood of the guitar was chuck berry red
      The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
      But it rung out beautifly
      And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before

      So I took my guitar
      And I smashed it aganist the wall
      I smashed it aganist the floor
      I smashed it aganist the body of a varisty cheerleader
      Smashed it aganist the hood of a car
      Smasned it aganist a 1981 harley-davaidson
      The harley howled in pain
      The guitar howled in heat

      And I ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom
      Mommy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
      Slowly I opened the door
      Creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of their bed
      I raised the guitar high above my head
      And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed
      My father woke up, screaming stop!
      Wait a minute. stop it boy. what do you think your doing?
      Thats no way to treat an expensive musical instrument
      And I said, God damn it daddy,
      You know I love you, but youve got a hell of a lot to learn about rock n roll

    • Walldo Keymaster
      June 24, 2008 at 6:26 am #7312

      I’m so glad this is now the "post lyrics" subforum

    • Troll Participant
      June 24, 2008 at 1:46 pm #7313

      Wasted space

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