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This topic has 7 replies, 6 voices, and was last updated 17 years, 6 months ago by DCLXVI.
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    • Inactive
      November 29, 2008 at 11:51 pm #871

      Bounty hunters boarded your ship? You going to die anyway? No problem!

      With our amazing Emergency Hatch Override System, you can open the hatch.. IN SPACE! By OVERRIDEing your HATCH, you can depressurize your ship, throwing all on board out into space, where they will die thirty seconds later!!

      Did one of your friends get tossed out into space? No problem! Tractor them aboard! It might kill them, too, but hey, anything’s better than dying in space!

      Call 1-IMP-LEM-ENT Today!

    • Avanga Member
      November 30, 2008 at 12:01 am #8238

      Just carry a grenade. =p

    • Inactive
      November 30, 2008 at 12:55 am #8239

      I’m talking big ships, too.

      But of course, if your cockpit had a door, you could close that and it wouldn’t depressurize.

    • Andvari Participant
      November 30, 2008 at 2:15 am #8240

      I carry two grenades at all times for these situations.

      wear gren;arm gren 2;throw gren;wear gren;arm gren 2;throw gren;say Peace.

      <!– s:) –><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!– s:) –>

    • Inactive
      November 30, 2008 at 4:13 am #8241

      Cant you just set the selfdestruct?

    • Ranman Participant
      November 30, 2008 at 12:08 pm #8242
      &quot;Garand&quot;:1lua7dnw wrote:
      Cant you just set the selfdestruct?[/quote:1lua7dnw]
    • Inactive
      December 1, 2008 at 1:31 am #8246

      But.. depressurization is oh so instant! =P

    • DCLXVI Member
      December 1, 2008 at 10:57 am #8247

      The Falcon approves and likes! Now.. like those previous posts, would need a sealed door on your cockpit so it wouldn’t be suicide everytime! UNLESS! Ya got a space suit on??! Eh Imms?! EH?!

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